The Future Of Cheetos

Emma ordered me to stay at the table until my self-portrait was complete.

Simple Stuff

Here is an example of the kind of information I will be using everyday as a teacher. I hope you detect sarcasm.

Where is the second capillary bed in the hypothalamohypophysial portal system located?

MY ANSWER: hypothalamoh...what?
The "Hardest Class For Me Ever To Exist" Answer: pituitary gland

The Right Spot

Addi was busy hiding her favorite ball from a thief AKA Emma.

Distracting

Physical maturity begins early in Utah.

4 Last Names

Addi sprouted a pair of bottom teeth but then realized the extent of Kentucky genetics.

Dad's Birthday

I ushered in another birthday. I am now closer to 40 but my gut looks like it's closer to 50. Britt prepared my requested dinner...grill cheese sandwiches and tomato soup. It was followed by Better Than Sex cake.

You Decide

Britt said the onions were killing her but I'm thinking one got away.

Halloween 2008

Halloween is in the books. Addi was a chicken and Emma went as a princess. It was raining the whole time while the girls were trick or treating. Good times.

Spastic

This is why straight sugar is only given to Addi once a week.

Dad Is Great

Cookies in the morning is NOT a usual thing but I sometimes give the kids a break when Britt is gone.

The Dive

This was just a few seconds before Addi took a nose dive from her chair. I've mastered the catching routine quite well.

Emma always flashes the perfect smile in hopes of delaying bedtime.

Calling Child Services

It's always an adventure when Chuck babysits. ;)

Recession Proof

Chuck found new work as a Cable Support Specialist.

Addi's 1st Birthday

Addi couldn't enjoy her first birthday due to extreme exhaustion. It was difficult to get a smile out her. We celebrated her birthday in Price visiting Travis, Christy and their kids. I will try and get the video footage on here soon.

More Swell

San Rafael Swell

We took a trip to the San Rafael Swell. It was awesome! Emma really enjoyed her apple and the landscape. BTW Emma was actually about 15-20 feet from the edge.

Addi went to bed before opening her presents the night before. She still had the tired look.

This was seconds before Addi took a dive off the chair.

Emma

I think Emma and a vacuum cleaner will probably never cross paths in this lifetime.

Addi was attempting to eat her noodles through her soft spot.

The Shoeless Master

Emma spent the whole day with a shoe missing.

Bed Not Necessary

This was the 134th time Emma fell asleep somewhere else besides in her bed.

...and I'm ready to get down.

Seriously?

Emma had her first dress-up at Ella's house. She took it quite seriously and was getting a little ticked that Dad wanted some pictures.

Addi belted out one final laugh before tiredness set in.

It's automatic for the camera.

How's that neck feeling?

It was just another nap for Emma.