Retirement

Britt says I don't dress the kids properly so I felt it was proper to have fun with the situation.

They Are A Strange Family

Yeah...

Lock It Down

Yep, its apparent we have to deadbolt every door in the house now.

AAARRGH!

Me food was tasty.

I Love School...

• 122 credit hours at the end of the semester
• another 50 or so to go

With Love,

Professional Student

Let The Denting Begin

Probable Equation:

Addi approaches center island = pots & pans dropped on wood floor = pots & pans dent wood floor

She Sees It

We really need to get blinds for the backdoor. Keeping Emma from spotting the neighbor's sandbox is impossible.

Daily Fun

Emma helped herself to Britt's makeup while Addi played in the most comfortable position possible.

The Future Of Cheetos

Emma ordered me to stay at the table until my self-portrait was complete.

Simple Stuff

Here is an example of the kind of information I will be using everyday as a teacher. I hope you detect sarcasm.

Where is the second capillary bed in the hypothalamohypophysial portal system located?

MY ANSWER: hypothalamoh...what?
The "Hardest Class For Me Ever To Exist" Answer: pituitary gland

The Right Spot

Addi was busy hiding her favorite ball from a thief AKA Emma.

Distracting

Physical maturity begins early in Utah.

4 Last Names

Addi sprouted a pair of bottom teeth but then realized the extent of Kentucky genetics.

Dad's Birthday

I ushered in another birthday. I am now closer to 40 but my gut looks like it's closer to 50. Britt prepared my requested dinner...grill cheese sandwiches and tomato soup. It was followed by Better Than Sex cake.

You Decide

Britt said the onions were killing her but I'm thinking one got away.

Halloween 2008

Halloween is in the books. Addi was a chicken and Emma went as a princess. It was raining the whole time while the girls were trick or treating. Good times.

Spastic

This is why straight sugar is only given to Addi once a week.